- "It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
- "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask."
- "...like the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"
- "Humanity is overrated."
- "People like talking about people. Makes us feel superi
or. Makes us feel in control. And sometimes, for some people, knowing some things makes them care."
- "Men are pigs. [They will] pretty much have sex with anyone, fat, skinny, married, single, complete strangers, relatives."
- "It's one of the great tragedies of life — something always changes."
- "...treating illnesses is why we became doctors, treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable."
- "Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it."
- "Weird works for me."
- "The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth."
- "You know what's worse than useless? Useless and oblivious."
- "It is in the nature of medicine that you are gonna screw up. You are gonna kill someone. If you can't handle that reality, pick another profession. Or finish medical school and teach."
- "Sometimes we can't see why normal isn't normal."
- "You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right."
- "There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is --- in fact --- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."
- If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything."
- If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function."
- "Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite."
- "If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
- "Arrogance has to be earned."